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December 19, 2002

Hampi

In the fourteenth century, two Telugu princes founded the city of Vijaynagar on the shores of the Tungabhadra river, near the modern village of Hampi in what is now central Karnataka. The city grew, and by the early sixteenth century it was the capital of one of the most powerful empires in the subcontinent.

After a bumpy rickshaw ride from Hospet, the closest railway station, I had to agree with the Telugu princes: if there was an empire to be founded, this was an idyllic place to do so.

The lazy, winding river cut a fertile slash through the surrounding red-tinted wasteland. Palm, guava, and mango trees lined its banks, and the blue skies were dotted with white fluffy clouds. It was what I imagined the Nile would have looked like in ancient times, with the little baby Moses floating downstream in a basket. The weather was perfect, like Florida in February or Berkeley in September. Away from the banks of the river, large chunks of rock were scattered around, sometimes piled into big, surreal heaps. It was as if cyclopean armies had been at battle here, tossing boulders at each other.

I stayed on the quieter north side of the river, which meant taking a coracle across to visit the main ruins on the south side, and the main bazaar of what is modern Hampi, which occupied old Vijaynagar buildings. The Virupaksha Temple at one end of the bazaar was built in the fifteenth century, and was now again a bustling center of Hindu worship.

There were a lot of travelers in Hampi, particularly on the north side of the river, and they were mostly Israeli. Signs at guesthouses were all in Hebrew as well as English. This was remarkable only because I had met no Israelis anywhere else in India; it was as if they all arrived and immediately headed for Hampi. There were many of them in the guesthouse where I was staying. They dressed in wild colorful hippie clothing, and they seemed to have a predisposition for shirts with the "Om" symbol on them. They played Israeli pop music at the guesthouse. The conversations on the coracle were laced with the hocking H's of Hebrew; they sounded similar to the throaty French R, and I found myself continually trying to decipher what they were saying as if it were French, but then it just came through as static.

Angélique in the central atrium of the Vittala Temple.
Angélique in the central atrium of the Vittala Temple.

After I had deposited my things on the north side of the river, I took the boat back across the river. I was almost too late; it was leaving the shore, but I called out and ran towards the big rock that served as a jetty, and the coracle, spinning slowly, started to come back to shore. Suddenly I noticed hands waving in the boat, and two familiar faces: it was Céline and Angelique, the two French women that I had met weeks before in Ooty. After I boarded the boat, we caught up: they, too, had stayed with an Indian family, but in Bangalore. The family had also wanted them to eat as much food as possible, and they had been wealthy socialites.



"They invited us to these really fancy soirées, and we always thought we were a little under-dressed, look, all I've got is this," said Angelique, pointing to her salwar. "But we'd go, all the same, and it wasn't that big of a deal."

Céline bought a sari. "They're hard to put on, but then they are also uncomfortable to wear," she said. Which probably explains why young Indian women almost always opt to wear a salwar kameez instead.

We ate dinner, and then climbed up to some ruins on a nearby hill to watch the sunset. A small boy wanted to sell us postcards, but Céline started trying to ask him, in her halting English, about where he lived and how much money he made; he was from a town that was a ten minute bus ride away, and came to Hampi each day after school. He made about one hundred and fifty rupees a day, which seemed like a pretty good sum. We were in the middle of trying to figure out whether that was sales or profit when another man came up to us, who also spoke fragmented English. We went through the usual preliminaries of our nationalities; he was a teacher in a nearby town.

The god Hanuman, whipping his enemies about with his tail.
The god Hanuman, whipping his enemies about with his tail.

"Ah, from America. I think your American accent best," he said. "Particularly the ladies."

I told him that was news to me; I thought everybody liked English and Scottish accents.

After a pause, he asked us, "You think love marriage or our Indian marriage is better?"

"It is very different between 'ere and in France," replied Céline. She dropped her h's and spoke with a thick French accent. "I would like to choose my 'usband, because I love 'im and 'ee is loving me. But sometimes eet is deefeecult. Maye boyfraynd in France, my parents do not like eem, so that makes it 'ard."

Hindu holy man, or Sadhu, asking for money on the path between Hampi bazaar and the Vittala Temple.
Hindu holy man, or Sadhu, asking for money on the path between Hampi bazaar and the Vittala Temple.

"But you do not respect your parents?" the man asked. "Is that not good? Here in our India it is important that we respect our parents."

Céline explained that the two cultures were very different, and in France and the West it was a big landmark (we spend a long time trying to translate the French word for "landmark", which I didn't know) to be independent from your parents.

"I can perhaps understand that. But here in our India we see how relationships are just 'as you like' in your blue films, and that is what many people see of France and the United States and think that is normal life." 'Blue Films' turned out to be an Indian euphemism for pornography.

"Yes, but in Bollywood and in Indian TV, you also see women in clothes that are very small, very sexy," said Céline.

Indian girl carrying laundry on her head, Hampi.
Indian girl carrying laundry on her head, Hampi.

"Yes, but we are just following you and your films."

It was getting dark; we headed down from the ruins and all went our separate ways. Céline and Angelique went back to their guesthouse, which was in the main bazaar nearby, and the teacher and postcard seller headed off to their village. I stopped for a beer and wrote in my journal at a rooftop restaurant nearby.

The waiter offered the beer bottle to me like a sommelier, which is usual in India, so you can check to make sure that it's cold enough before they open it. I checked, and gave him the go ahead; he poured, and then lingered for a minute. "You want bhang lassi?" he asked. "Good grass, kerala grass."

Bhang is an Indian word for marijuana. Lassi is a beverage made from mixing yoghurt with a bit of water, and it comes in a wide variety of flavors: salted, sweet, banana, mango, chocolate, pineapple, bhang.

Céline and Angelique pedaling from the Vittala temple to the Zenana enclosure.
Céline and Angelique pedaling from the Vittala temple to the Zenana enclosure.

I stuck with beer.

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The next day, I saw the ruins of Hampi with Céline and Angelique. We rented bicycles: heavy, battered bicycles made by the Hero company, the company that holds the Guiness record for making the most bikes. Quantity, alas, is not quality. By the time we made it back one of my pedals had disintegrated, and at one point we had to wait for five minutes while Céline kicked and pulled at the chainguard of her bicycle, which had bent inward and jammed up into the chain. Angelique got a more recent model that looked vaguely like a mountain bike and, more importantly, did not break.

We visited the Vittala Temple, which had pavilions, presumably for some religious use, that were surrounded and filled with pillars carved into the shape of warriors riding tigers and elephants; it felt more like a war memorial than a temple. Although they had been made over three hundred years earlier, the carvings were still in very good shape, and the structures intact.

The Lotus Mahal in the Zenana Enclosure, Hampi.
The Lotus Mahal in the Zenana Enclosure, Hampi.

The other big attraction was the Zenana enclosure, where the women of the royal Vijaynagar household lived, and the Lotus Mahal within it. Although it wasn't very large, the Lotus Mahal was a beautiful structure that showed the cultures that influenced the Vijaynagars: it had Moghul arches, but it was topped with a stack of smaller stories like a Dravidian temple. The red color of the red stone arches changed from light to dark and back to light again as you looked through the building, which was a very pleasing effect. Adjacent to the Zenana enclosure were the royal elephant stables -- it takes a pretty room building to stable an elephant, and there were eleven of them in one building. It seemed possible that they might have fit two elephants to a stable, depending on how pampered the royal elephants were.

Céline had decided that the 250 rupee combined entrance fee -- five dollars -- for the Zenana Enclosure and Vittala Temple was excessive, and had stayed outside; Angelique and I climbed a tower in the Zenana enclosure, which ended abruptly in a series of windows that were open to a thiry foot drop. Each window was about as wide as a person; we each sat down in a window and looked past our toes to the ground far below.

"In America you would never be in open windows like this," I said.

"Not in France either. There would be bars, windows, guards."

The Hanuman guru, in the Hanuman temple, near Hampi.
The Hanuman guru, in the Hanuman temple, near Hampi.

"This is pretty nice."

"Yep."

Compact, agile birds with a little orange spot near their tails circled and dove among the walls of a roofless building below. They flapped their wings a few times and then glided in tight turns, and often came so close to the top of the wall that I was certain they were going to smash into it, but they always skimmed past.

That evening I finished Riding the Iron Rooster. Theroux ended up in Tibet, after surviving a car wreck when his inexperienced but enthusiastic Chinese driver bounced the car off the road. I hadn't been particularly interested in Tibet previously, mostly because there were so many "Free Tibet" bumper stickers around Berkeley that it had come to seem like a fashionable "rich hippie" cause. But Theroux, normally acerbic Bostonian, made me think otherwise: "Lhasa was the one place in China which I eagerly entered, and enjoyed being in, and was reluctant to leave," he wrote, which contributed to my later decision to visit McLeod Ganj, the center of the Tibetan government in exile.

Monkey at the Hanuman temple near Hampi.
Monkey at the Hanuman temple near Hampi.

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Three miles away from town, and five hundred and seventy-six steps higher(a German I met later in the day had counted them), lay a temple to Hanuman, the monkey god, to which I paid a visit. The stairs wove in between a group of very large rocks, among which there were, appropriately, many monkeys. They had white and silver fur, and the males had red buttocks. They had slack, dumb faces, except for their beady black eyes that darted around with simian cunning. I hesitated for a moment, unsure if they posed a threat, but two of Hanuman's supplicants came down with sticks and drove them away, removing the question.

At the top, the door of the temple was closed, although I could hear sounds of people inside. There were several other buildings around it, so I walked the perimeter first. A wild looking man called me over to a particularly large boulder, where he was talking to a German couple. He was balding, a fact that he tried to conceal with a white cloth wrapped around his head; his right eye was bloodshot and his teeth were in a sorry state.

"Where you from?" he asked.

Man blowing his kompu in the Virupaksha temple.
Man blowing his kompu in the Virupaksha temple.

"America," I replied.

"America, small country."

"It's quite large, actually."

"Big country, America, yes. You George Bush daughter going LSD having?" he said with a ragged, insane grin. "You understanding?"

The elephant of the Virupaksha temple.
The elephant of the Virupaksha temple.

I nodded dumbly. Perhaps I had missed some recent headlines about the First Twins. Regardless, asking him to repeat it probably wouldn't help.

"Not natural, not natural," he said.

He pulled out a pipe and some matches, packed the pipe, and asked me to light it. I lit the match, but a puff of breeze blew it out.

"You God giving ten fingers but not using! Not natural." He took the matchbox from me and handed it to an Indian sitting on the other side of him, who mutely proceeded to light Mr. Not-Natural's pipe properly, with the match properly shielded in the shell of his hands.

After he had smoked for a minute, he gabbled further about America; it was like a schizophrenic's word salad. One of the rocks was a large slab that covered the other; he asked the Germans, and then me, take a picture of him as if he were supporting the upper stone by pushing up on it with his legs.

Having had their fill of gobbledygook, the Germans left, leaving him a hundred-rupee "donation", and I followed, giving him twenty, which seemed like a more reasonable sum -- although, having performed no services other than perhaps entertainment, he really didn't deserve anything.

I went to the door of the temple and loitered uncertainly; the door seemed firmly closed. Should I knock? I watched two young monkeys fight on top of a nearby barrel, falling to the ground intertwined. They rolled around, arms and legs flailing. Mr. Not-Natural started coming back from walking the Germans to the stairwell.

"Go! Go!" he exhorted me, just as a woman opened the door from the inside. I walked in, and the lunatic followed.

I stopped for a moment for my eyes to adjust to the darkness and to take in what was going on. Cooking and sleeping happened here: it was as much a home as a temple. Two foreigners were conversing, sitting at the base of a small room with barred windows to the left, and a woman was cooking in a room to my right.

"Come, come, you meet the baba," said the lunatic: baba was the holy man of the temple. He told me the baba's name, which started with "Sri Sri" ("Great Great"), ended in "Guru", and had a difficult to pronounce bit in the middle that I promptly forgot.

I followed him through another room that had a dimly lit temple to the right and a large red donation box, and then outside to where the baba was sitting with two of his disciples. One of them was a silent Indian dressed in ordinary clothes, and the other wore a lunghi and looked Japanese or half-Japanese. The latter and the guru were having a relaxed discussion.

"Here, sit, sit!" said the lunatic. I sat on one of the plastic mats around the baba.

After a few moments the baba turned to me and smiled. He had wild hair and a fairly long beard, and wore a white lungi and a Brahmin string. Brahmins are the the highest-caste Hindus who traditionally work as pujaris, and those Brahmins who still take their caste seriously still wear the string, sometimes all the time. I met a former general of the Indian Army on the train to Chennai who, in the course of conversation, mentioned that he was a Brahmin and pulled his string out of his shirt to prove the fact. Baba's string was orange, the color of Hanuman.

"You want chai?" he asked.

"Um, no thanks."

"You want smoking maybe?"

Smoking weed with Hanuman guru was probably something to put in the Interesting Life Experiences file, but for whatever reason -- mostly that I had just sat down and met him -- I declined again.

"How about tikka?" he asked.

"Umm... tikka?"

"Tikka, tikka," he said, with the usual Indian assumption that if something is said twice, it will all be clear.

I still looked confused.

"Blessing, tikka." He made a thumb-to-the-forehead gesture.

Ah, right, the forehead-blessing mark. I assented, and he led me inside to the temple, where there was a large orange image of Hanuman. Intoning "Sri Ram Hanuman" three times, deeply and slowly, he gave me a solid smudge of orange on my forehead. He took me over to the room with barred windows, which turned out to be another temple to Hanuman's mother, Anjana. He indicated that the proper thing to do was to walk around it, which I did.

"Very good, very good," he said. "You come, sit."

I went back out and sat back down on the mat. Baba talked more to the Japanese man, with Mr. Not-Natural and the quiet Indian commenting occasionally. Langur monkeys loped around the outside terrace and occasionally tried to dash inside, enticed by the smell of cooking, and one of the disciples of the monkey god had to get up and chase them away.

After listening (although I understood nothing) and watching for a few minutes, I asked if I could take the baba's picture.

"After smoking! You take picture after smoking," said Mr. Not-Natural with a vehemence that implied that taking a picture before smoking would be immoral.

Baba pulled out a cylindrical pipe and proceeded to pack it, and one of the others lit it for him. As they did so, Mr. Not-Natural gestured to tell me that as it was now the proper picture taking time. If all goes well I should have an excellent series of half a dozen pictures of the process of Baba lighting up.

The pipe was passed around, and the quiet man was the last; after he finished he smacked it against the ground and a small black thing fell out.

I sat around for a few more minutes, but there wasn't much else going on, as the others continued to converse in Hindi, Kannada or whatever. I got up to leave. Mr. Not-Natural waved, and then got up.

"You have card?" he asked me.

I actually did have cards; Edward Hasbrouck had recommended bringing them in Practical Nomad: How to Travel Around the World, since you're always meeting people and wanting to give them your email. I hand out a hell of a lot more cards traveling than I ever did when I was actually employed. I gave him one.

"You have other card?" he asked.

I gave him another card, although I couldn't imagine what he wanted it for. He didn't look like a big postcard writer.

"Picture very important, million dollars maybe fire stone going. Natural."

I nodded in agreement. Natural.

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On the coracle back, I started talking to a wiry German named Danny, who was dressed in standard modern-hippie attire with beads around his neck. I complimented him on his English, which was almost devoid of the gutteral vowels Deutchlanders frequently carry over from their language. He said that he had been studying for a while in Germany, and had also been traveling for a few weeks with two Americans; they were from San Francisco. San Francisco! That's where I'm from. I could come and meet them if I wanted. Sounds good.

I get tired of speaking in the slow. clearly. enunciated. manner. that is necessary to communicate with most of the people that I ran into on a daily basis, or in French, which is just as bad going the other way. I had talked to a man from Edmonton that morning, but they say "Bouwt" for "boat" and look at me blankly when I tell them, "Right on!". I was looking forward to talking to some Americans. They were from California: I could say "dude", and they wouldn't laugh.

I walked with Danny along the dirt road that led past my guesthouse (Mama Krishna's, with Indian Soul Food Restaurant) to his. The serving boy at my guesthouse walked up to us.

"Want to smoke something?"

"How much?" asked Danny.

"One hundred rupees." Two dollars.

Danny assented; he biked off and returned five minutes later with a small wad of dried plants in a wad of newspaper. I'm not an expert weed buyer, but it looked more like a very small snack for a ruminant than something one would inhale. Danny poked at it in the dim light.

"I have better stuff, three hundred rupees," said the Mama Krishna boy, proffering another wad of newsprint.

"No, I think this is okay," said Danny.

We made it to his guesthouse, which was more like a compound, with a thick hedge and a long walkway leading up to it. He greeted several people on the porch of the adjoining room, which was shrouded in darkness by a power cut, and then checked on the other side for the Californians, who were not home. Danny inquired with the other neighbors; they had gone to see a movie nearby a while back.

"Well, they are not here, but you can wait and see if they come back, or whatever, as you like," said Danny, pulling up a chair next to his neighbors.

I started talking to the one closest to me, who said that his name was Hans and he was from Germany. Just as he said that, the power was restored and I could see him: he had dark skin and a prominent nose, and was grinning broadly. His head was shaved clean, but two out of the three of his companions had springy-curly dark hair.

"You, uh, don't look very German, Hans," I said.

He turned to his companions. "You see, that is the problem." Then back to me, he said, "We are all Israeli, actually. My name is really Adi." We shook hands. "And just so you know I am very stoned, so you shouldn't take anything I say too seriously. Anyway, we were just talking about how Israeli women are not interested in Israeli men in India, so we are inventing new names and nationalities for ourselves. This is Jörgen from Germany, that's Giovanni from Italy of course, and in the hammock there is Sean from America. He looks like the famous Mr. Penn, you know?"

Jörgen had shoulder length blond hair and Teutonic features. Giovanni had the dark sproingy hair that could pass for Italian. Sean, true enough, looked like Penn, with a sproingy-hair transplant. I asked them each their Israeli names, but they were just random syllables to my American ear compared to their more mnemonic aliases.

"So, wait: Israeli women aren't interested in Israeli men? That sounds like a pretty fundamental problem, huh?"

"No, no," said Adi. "Just here in India, they are like, 'We have that at home', you know?" He paused, and then looked thoughtful. "I need another name. How about Charlie? Charlie the American," he said, looking at me.

"Maybe it's better if you're Canadian," I said. "You just say 'eh' after everything, and everybody will believe you."

"That's good! 'I'm Charlie from Canada, eh?'" He smiled, pleased with his new identity.

Danny had meanwhile fetched a bong from his room, a pint soda bottle half-filled with water and with a small bowl attached near the bottom, into which he put his new purchase and smoked it tentatively. He gagged and coughed.

"This stuff is shit," he said. "I didn't think it looked very good."

The Israelis offered him some of theirs, but he declined and inhaled again.

"No, no, I think this will be good enough for me."

I wanted to ask if my impression that most Israelis in India just came to Hampi and smoked up was accurate, but it seemed possibly tactless, so I just pointed out that there were a lot of Israelis in Hampi.

"Yeah, mostly we come here and go to Goa and Hampi, sit in once place, and smoke. If you asked me later in Israel what I remembered of Hampi, I would say it's just a few trees, a field, maybe a muddy stream," he said, gesturing out towards the view from their porch. In the darkness, at least the trees and field were visible.

There was a short conversation in Hebrew between Jörgen and Charlie, but Charlie chastised him into speaking English for my benefit. Charlie wanted to go to another place down the road where more of their friends were staying; Jörgen was opposed to any movement whatsoever. The other two weighed in on Charlie's side, and after a bit we headed off. Danny stayed put.

The other compound -- huts and a guesthouse, with a restaurant and a little general store -- had another nine Israelis; when we sat down at the table, that made for thirteen Israelis, and me. There were no one else that I could see staying there. I felt like I was in Tel Aviv.

After a bit of introductory conversation in Hebrew, Charlie said, "Hey, since we have an American friend here, we should try to speak English."

Most of them spoke some English, and a few spoke quite well. You're from Berkeley? One of my friends was going to school there, I hear it's a nice place. So it is, so it is.

"Chillum or bong?" asked a heavyset girl to my right.

Uh. I had never heard the word "chillum" before, and in five years of American higher education and three years in California (Berkeley, even) my experience with bongs was limited to smoking sweet tobacco from a hookah in Damascus once. I didn't really think was enough to constitute an opinion on bongs, particularly not in this context.

"I have no idea," I replied. They laughed, but not in an unfriendly way.

"Here you must smoke from my bong," said a fellow across the table. "Bedouin hospitality, you know?"

He handed across a pint bottle bong, similar to the one Danny had been using, with a lighter stuffed in the top. I held it like a strange live animal. Jörgen, sensing my trepidation, explained: put your finger here, light this, inhale here. I followed his instructions, and the result was the no-oxygen lightheadedness of smoking a cigarette, but instead of the zoom-zip of nicotine, it was a deceleration, the kersplash! of falling from water skis, and there you are, bobbing along and watching reality pass you by.

I set the bong down.

"No, no, you must smoke until it falls in!" said its owner. The little wad of grass was "done", evidently, when it was burned up enough to collapse in.

"God, no, that would be bad."

Jörgen explained the variety of smoking options: a joint was really sedating, a bong was "like pow! you know, a big hit" (true, true), and a chillum -- which was the same as what baba and Mr. Not-Natural had been using -- was kind of "a little bit extra, you know, while you are talking to friends or whatever."

A chillum made its way around from someplace near my right, and, mercifully, ended with Jörgen. He smacked out a small black thing, and at the same time there was a lot of laughter from the other side of the table and I sensed people looking at me. I looked over.

"They were speaking English for your benefit, and for him it is very hard, you know, but then you were not listening, you were talking over there," somebody said. I apologized, but it was too much effort to repeat whatever it was.

Jörgen explained how the chillum worked: it was a small tube of clay, larger at one end than the other, and the small black thing, which he cleaned with a rag, was the chillum's stone. The idea was that the space between the stone and the clay was so small that it acted as a filter, with only the smallest particles making it through.

"The more money you spend, the better you get," he said. "With a not so good chillum you can really feel little bits of ash hitting your throat, you know? Not so good. A good chillum, the best are Italian clay, can run you over a hundred dollars."

The little bit extra seemed to completely anesthetize Jörgen: he stared, slack jawed, into space. Everyone else had pretty much forgotten that they were supposed to speak English. I thanked them, and headed home.

On the walk home, and later lying in bed, I reflected that I had now been in enough places that it was possible to start to piece together a picture of the people that were visiting India. Broad generalizations like these always have exceptions, but there are definite trends, the personalities of nations:

The Israelis purpose was quite clear: they wanted a place with most of the conveniences of Israel, but none of the violence, with a pretty view and a steady supply of pot. Hampi was very close to Goa, a former Portuguese enclave on the southwest coast of India which is the unofficial "party capital" of India, which probably explained why they were there. I couldn't really blame them: if my country was ensnared in a interminable bloody conflict, I'd probably want to be far away and sedated as well.

As I was touring the ruins with Céline and Angelique, we stopped for tea and talked to another Frenchman who described the purpose of his trip as "tourisme culturelle", which pretty much summed it up for all of them. They have five to ten weeks of vacation to burn, and they're all like dilettante anthropologists; they dress more like natives than any other nationality, they're in more remote regions, and they seemed to talk to more Indians (as well as they can -- France being a proud country, with a lot of tradition in the language, they put forth less effort to learn English than, say, Scandinavians) and visit more people in their homes than anyone else. With most nations, it seems like there is an unwritten rule that you're supposed to stop independent travel and start doing package tours around age thirty, but the French feel no such compunction; most of them, in fact, seemed to be in their forties or later. When the French retire (were they ever working?) many spend a lot of their time finding small corners of the globe to explore.

Japanese, Germans, and Americans tend to stay home or go on package tours, but when they go, go big, for really long trips or going native entirely; getting out of the country is a form of personal expression, a revolt against the fact that their own country is too structured, safe, and calm.

The Scandanavians are urbane, well-educated and well traveled. Norwegians and Swedes have culturally homogenous, socialist countries with small populations; I get the impression that it's sort of like living in one big community, particularly as compared to to the United States, with it's dog eat dog immigrant-based heritage. They speak good if not magnificent English (are you sure you're not British?), since there is such a small audience for their native tongues.

The Australians are the quintessential travelers; it is not a coincidence Lonely Planet was founded by Australians. That said, I've been surprised at how few of them I have seen in India; but it could just be that my standard was set when I visited Turkey near ANZAC (Australia and New Zealand Army Corps) day, which commemorates their catastrophic losses at the landing at Gallipoli in the First World War and serves as a kind of Memorial Day for them. Many young Australians came out there to visit the Gallipoli, just south of Istanbul, and from there spread out all over the Middle East. There are a lot fewer in India, for whatever reason; the recent Bali bombings probably cancelled a lot of trips. Australians remind me of Texans, only more easy going; they are always happy, outgoing, with a what the hell, can-do attitude.

The British were like the Australians, but more urbane; many of them were working in India. They seem to read a lot of books; whenever I ask someone with their nose in a fat book what they're reading, they seem to be from the UK. I asked one of them what it was like being someplace that the British had previously colonized. "Well, we arrived here on Republic Day, which is like 'We Hate the British Day', but most of the people were still quite nice to us," he replied, and then paused to reflect. "But mostly I just can't imagine all these Brits here, running everything."

There were Italians, Danes, Spaniards, a few Africans; but for these there were just not enough of them to really put together a picture. It makes the news more interesting reading; the world becomes like a group of people in a room, arguing, trading, and negotiating.

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After Hampi, I stopped in Gulbarga, Preethi's hometown, and visited Hari and Preethi again for a day, and then moved on to Delhi, the nation's capital; Amritsar, the center of the Sikh religion (turbans, drive taxis) and McLeod Ganj, the center of the Tibetan government in exile. Stay tuned for more.

December 10, 2002

Hyderabad

Hari studies the Genetics lesson of the day.
Hari studies the Genetics lesson of the day.

As we walked up the stairs to his parents’ second story flat, Hari turned to me and said, “You know what to say, right?”

“Uh, namasté?”

“Namasté, Auntie.”

This made sense; Hari had just instructed me when he and his father had picked me up at the train station that I should call his father “uncle”. This was the rule in India; everyone called their real aunts and uncles by the Hindi (or Telugu or whatever) words for those relations, and so the English words were used for all other elders. To me, it seemed like a little bit of a betrayal to my real relatives in the United States, but I got used to it in time, particularly after I figured out that older people, who usually have the most photogenic faces, were more likely to let me take their picture if I greeted them with “Namasté, Auntie” or “Namasté, Uncle”.

Charminar two days before Ramazan, Hyderabad.
Charminar two days before Ramazan, Hyderabad.

Hari’s mother was waiting for us at the gate at the entrance to the balcony surrounding the terrace.

“Namasté, Auntie,” I mumbled.

“Namasté,” she murmured back with a smile. Hari’s mother had long graying hair, and a friendly face; she walked with a stoop that made her look up at the world.

Hari gave me a tour of the house: the sitting room in one of the entryways that would serve as my bedroom during my stay; the dining room; his bedroom; his parents bedroom; two bathrooms: one with a western toilet, one Indian, where is set into the floor, so that you squat while using it. And finally, there was the kitchen.

Hari with zucchini-like vegetables hanging from trellises.
Hari with zucchini-like vegetables hanging from trellises.

“You can just take a peek now, but it’s better if you don’t go in until after you’ve washed,” said Hari.

The kitchen was the nucleus of the house; and it was where Hari’s mother could be found most of the time. In one corner there was the temple area, where there were numerous icons of various Hindu deities, before which both of Hari’s parents — but most notably his mother — would offer food and perform pujas.

“We’ve tried to get her to cut back on her schedule, but she won’t hear of it,” Hari explained to me at one point. “She gets up at 6 in the morning, and performs a puja to her gods, and then cooks for them and offers food to them. Then she has to cook for us, and then bathe, and then cook for herself, so sometimes it’s noon before she eats. We” — meaning Hari and his two brothers — “try to tell her that it’s not good for her health, but she won’t hear of it.”

The kitchen was also important for the Tammana household for the simple fact that food was important. Months previous to this visit, back in the offices of Affymetrix, where Hari and I both worked, I had been warned that my skinny frame would be a cause for concern.

The city of Hyderabad as seen from Golconda Fort.
The city of Hyderabad as seen from Golconda Fort.

“My mom will take one look at you and say, ‘that boy isn’t healthy, he needs to eat more,’” Hari told me.

However, as we sat down for the first brunch (“We were losing too much time eating breakfast and lunch,” said Hari, “So we’ve decided to just eat one meal at eleven so we can go out and do things during the day”), I found out that Hari, tactfully, had issued warnings both ways: he told me I would have to eat a lot, and told his parents not to feed me too much.

“It was kind of a big deal, but we got my parents to treat you like a normal person at the table, and not as a guest. If you were a real guest, they would have been getting up and serving you all the time and making sure you always had enough food,” he said.

Being South Indians, every meal involved a great deal of rice, although sometimes at dinner there would be a few of the thin unleavened breads called chapatis. The first dinner was rice, chapatis, a potato curry, a cauliflower curry, and curd — yoghurt — to finish it off. I tried to make a good impression; I ate as much as I could, and took seconds and thirds when offered. When it was finished, I felt positively gorged; I was quite certain that I could go for the next 48 hours without being hungry. The last few bites of food seemed to still be stuck at the base of my esophagus, waiting for room to clear to proceed to my stomach.

Hari’s mother said something to him in Telugu. Hari translated.

“She says that she was pleased that you ate enough. Not too much, but enough,” said Hari.

“Don’t tell her now, but she’s going to be disappointed tomorrow.”

The next day Hari and Preethi, his wife, went out shopping, and I went with them to see the town. Hari drove. I was mildly concerned at first: perhaps after five years in America, he had forgotten how to weave in between all the rickshaws and scooters? I made a point of not talking to Hari any more than necessary for the first five or ten minutes of driving, but by that time it became apparent that all was well, and his old reflexes had returned.

We went first to Hollywood shoes, the place to buy shoes in Hyderabad. It was packed like a going out of business sale, although Hari inquired and there was nothing of the kind going on, except possibly some extra business from the approach of Id, the end of Ramazan (for whatever linguistic reason — Urdu versus Arabic, perhaps — the holiday is pronounced “Ramazan” instead of “Ramadan” in Hyderabad). Hyderabad is almost half Muslim, and about half of the women in Hollywood shoes were wearing black burkhas; I found this eerie, that many of the people in the room were hiding their faces. I felt like an excluded heathen in their midst.

After a few shoe purchases, we walked around Abids, the main upscale shopping area of Hyderabad, a whistle sounded, and there was a sudden rush of people, mostly wearing white knit caps that identified them as Muslims.

“That’s the whistle that gives the official time of sunset, and so the end of today’s fasting for Ramazan,” said Hari. He pointed out the Muslim merchants with food carts who were prepared to feed the faithful; dates seemed to be the food of choice for breaking the fast. “But they have to pray first,” said Hari, “so that’s why they’re hurrying into the mosque.”

The next morning, before brunch was ready, I read the remainder of Peter Hessler’s River Town, which describes Hessler’s stint in the Peace Corps in Fuling, a small Chinese town (by local standards: 200,000 people) in Sichuan Province. It was well put together, honest and simple and yet very engaging. Superficially, Hessler didn’t do very much in Fuling. He ate, slept, taught English and English Literature, and learned the Chinese language and talked to people. But his slow dive into the Chinese language and culture is fascinating. At first he is very clearly the foreigner, always in a different category. As he became able to converse with his colleagues, his students, and the local people in Chinese, however, he was able to hear about (and relate to his readers) the problems of recent Chinese history — the Cultural Revolution and the “Third Line” project to put Chinese military industry in remote areas, for example — as well as their daily lives and their hopes for the future. By end of his two-year tour, Hessler was, in everything but appearance, half-Chinese, half-American. Or rather, he was two people: the Chinese teacher Ho Wei by day, and the American writer Peter Hessler by night, when he wrote out what had happened to Ho Wei during the day.

Travel books tend to make me want to emulate the author. Theroux made me ride on trains and talk to people: easily accomplished. Dalrymple made me realize the history that was deep in every place, and made me want to follow a famous historical trail, like he followed Marco Polo. I’m thinking of following Evariste Regis Huc, a Franciscan Monk who went from Peking to Lhasa around 1850, and wrote about it: more effort, but possible. If I had taken the entire nine months I allotted for travel and spent it in once place, however, I would only have a piece of the depth — and the language, which is so much of what constitutes a people and a culture — that Hessler soaked up in two years in one provincial town of western China. But the survey comes first, the dive later; before Hessler chose China, he spent a lot of time backpacking around Europe and Asia.

After brunch, Hari, Preethi and I visited Charminar (“Char” is “four”, “minar” is the same as “minaret”), a major landmark in the center of Hyderabad, built in 1591 by Mohammed Quli Qutb Shah. It is, unsurprisingly, composed of four minarets and contains a tiny mosque; the massive Mecca Masjid next to it holds up to 10,000 worshippers and is a major focal point for Islam in Hyderabad.

Hari and Preethi went to shop for pearls; I went along to see the old city. Krishna, the Tammanas’ driver, drove the car this time, which was good. If he hadn’t, we would have been severely inconvenienced, since the Charminar area was awash with people; it was difficult to drive through and parking was out of the question. Hari’s father is a banker and we went first to meet one of his colleagues at the Charminar branch of the bank; he knew a good pearl wholesaler who would sell individual necklaces to a few lucky well-connected people. The most remarkable thing about the bank was the guard, who was carrying a fifty-caliber double barreled shotgun that had to be at least seventy years old. Everything else was normal: people waiting in line, a vault, a back office where we met the manager; but every time I glanced at the guard I kept thinking of Don Oberdorfer’s story of the Maharaja’s sons hunting the elephant and imagining that gun in their hands. If it could stop an elephant, I guess it would work on bank robbers.

Hari and Preethi went to the pearl wholesalers, and I followed them in order to know where it was, in a back alley several winding turns from the main street; then I went back out to visit the nearby Laad Bazaar where my guidebook assured me I could find “just about everything from the tackiest merchandise to the most exquisite perfumes, jewels and fabrics.” My image of a bazaar was of the darkened medieval souqs of Damascus and Istanbul, with interesting goods to photograph, and so I brought my camera. Soon, however, I gave up on any thought of using my camera and mostly concentrated on protecting it, tucked under my arm like a halfback making a run for the endzone — for I was set afloat in one of the biggest and densest crowds I have ever seen. The pre-Id shopping that had swollen Hollywood Shoes made for a flood of people at Charminar: it was the Islamic equivalent of December 23rd shopping, and this was where Muslims shopped. The only comparison I can think of is Halloween in San Francisco; although I haven’t visited it myself, Mardi Gras would probably also compete. Unlike Market Street or the Latin Quarter, however, I stuck out in the crowd; I was two heads taller than anyone else there, and very much not a Muslim. There is nothing more unnerving than bumping into someone in a dense crowd, turning around, and then realizing that you probably just elbowed that black-hooded woman in the chest. But the crowd was so dense that such small infractions were forgiven if they were even noticed. Everyone was elbowing everyone else, and trying to bargain for underwear and wrist bangles at the same time. Beggars, emboldened by the crowd, occasionally grabbed my arm demanding rupees. There was no clear path, and with each step I had to concentrate on not running into anyone. People on Bajaj scooters (duplicates from a Vespa design), horns blaring, shoved their way through the part of the crowd that was on what would normally be a street.

I found a side street where men were sewing patterns onto cloth that would eventually be made eventually into salwar kameez. After catching my breath, I made the charge back to the pearl wholesalers. As I was returning, a police officer charged past me, shoving his way through the crowd, and then yelled at a flower seller angrily, and hit him on the head. The flower seller looked pained, then chagrined, although it was not apparent that he had done any wrong, nor how the policeman could have seen what it was if that was the case. The police officer turned and walked away. The thought of trying to control this crowd was sobering; it was easy to imagine some similar spark igniting a firestorm of communal violence that has occurred between Hindus and Muslims during and since Partition.

After I found with Hari and Preethi, we went to a nearby Muslim restaurant and ate haleem, a traditional Ramazan dish made from wheat, goat, and ghee (clarified butter) and pounded and cooked for eight hours. Hari had grown up vegetarian, but had been perennially curious about haleem. I broke my own vegetarian habit for the cultural experience. It was a gloppy concoction, with the slimy texture of oyster, and a taste of meaty oatmeal. I stopped after one bite; the taste did not encourage any future ventures into carnivory.

I forget how exactly Krishna knew where to pick us up, but I do remember the staggering change upon entering the car; it was like entering a television. The noise, the jostling, the dodge and weave just to walk down the street, were suddenly replaced by silence and the sights out the car window; I instantly went from being a participant to an observer. The car only moved at a crawl, but I was now free to watch the world roll by like an MTV video: beggars, merchants, old devout men in kurta pajamas and white knit caps, and burkas, burkas, burkas.

We went to visit Hari’s family farm the next day, which they had purchased partly as an investment, and partly because they wanted to be able to occasionally get out into the countryside. Indians aren’t big into stock markets and mutual funds; purchasing real estate was a more popular option. Their land was seven acres, about an hour drive out of Hyderabad. Hari’s father went over the details: they had bought the land and then spent the equivalent of 14,000 U.S. dollars drilling wells so that it would have enough water to irrigate it and grow rice. However, between the urban focus of the Andhra government and two years of drought, there was only enough electricity and water for two acres of rice. A man who had been managing it for them had tried planting “groundnuts” (as Indians call peanuts), on some of the remaining land, but all of them had died before harvest. Hari’s father pointed out that it was just too hard to find good management, unless there are relatives to do the job, and all three of his sons were in the United States; he was going to sell the land soon.

We went to visit a “working” farm later on that day. Ashok Reddy was the son of a nearby farmer who had helped the Tammanas in clearing their land after they had bought it. He paid a visit on his motorcycle, and after we had finished surveying the Tammana farm, we went to the Reddy farm. The Reddys’ well was a sixty foot square cube of soil and rock that had been removed from the earth. A tube ran to the bottom of the well, connected to an electrical box with a wild bush of wires protruding. Hari translated from Ashok’s Telugu that they kept the pump running continuously, partly because they needed the water, and partly so they could keep men in the well, digging it ever deeper.

A man herded a large group of goats past us, and a short conversation passed between Ahsok and Hari.

“Damn, this guy is so rich! He has six hundred goats,” said Hari. The thought of Hari with six hundred goats in his apartment in Albany, California, leaped to my mind, and I tried not to laugh.

We took a walk around and picked some hanging vegetables, similar to zucchini. On the walk back out towards our car, we met Ashok’s father, Rami Reddy. Although Ashok spoke no English, he wore western clothes and appeared to be the son of a wealthy landowner. Rami, however, did not actually appear to be a wealthy landowner, except for the obvious deference that was given to him by the people around him. His skin was dark from the sun, and he wore only a tank top and lunghi. His teeth were broken as if he had been in many fights, and he was carrying a small chipped scythe, which both gave him a menacing air; but as he talked to the Tammanas and to his son, it was obvious that he was just a very serious, hard working man.

There was several minutes of conversation in Telugu, during which I simply tuned out, until Hari turned to me and said, “This guy still milks all his own cattle — wakes up every day at 4 am to do it.”

It was obvious from the size of the farm and the number of laborers around that this was an entirely optional activity for Rami. I asked how many cattle there were, and how long it took for each one.

“Twenty one cattle. It takes five minutes for each one,” said Hari, after an exchange with Rami.

After we got in the car and started in on the drive back to Hyderabad, Hari’s father continued to speak about Rami.

“When they are digging in that well, that guys is down in there digging with the men he hired. How can he be cheated when he is right there working with them?”

I queried some more on the facts of the Tammana farm. There was not enough water for seven acres of rice, but they could grow less water-intensive vegetables and dairy cattle, but it required more labor and supervision than rice, and someone reliable (read: related) to take them in to town for sale. I asked how much money that would net; about 1000 rupees a day for each dairy and vegetables: a little less than fourteen thousand dollars a year. It would be a good investment, but due to the difficulty in finding someone to run it, they had decided that it would be better to just sell the land to someone who would actually live there and run it.

December 6th was Ramazan; about 50% of Hyderabad is Muslim, but about 90% of stores and restaurants close for the day. I took a rickshaw into town, alone; I went shopping at the one store that was still open for a kurta pajama, a traditional Indian dress. When I went to try one on, they sent an employee into the dressing room with me to help me try it on. I wondered if such assistance was standard, or if they thought that I, as a westerner, wouldn’t know how to put on a kurta. I just went along with it.

I went to People’s Park, which had a gate that was partly closed, but appeared to have had the lock broken. Other people were walking in and out, so I did the same. The park was full of children playing, and families were scattered across the grass. A group of five boys followed me, all about thirteen or fourteen years old. I ignored them. After a few moments, two said “Hello!”, one said “Thank you!”, one said “My name is Amit!”, and the last asked, “Where you from?”.

San Francisco, I replied.

“What your name?”

Joe.

“Got smoke?”

No, no smoking, sorry.

I walked for a few more paces. They followed, presumably having run out of English to try out on me. Then they stopped.

“Bye!”

Ok, bye.

I waved and kept walking, circling the park until I was in a more remote corner. I sat down at a picnic bench and pulled out my guidebook to figure out what else there was to see in Hyderabad. An old man hovered around me for a few minutes, and then made his approach.

“Hello, how are you?”

Fine, how are you?

“Good! You are from United States?”

It was a reasonable guess, but I was still mildly surprised that he didn’t guess Australian or French; there are many more of them than Americans in India. But then he told me that he had three children, two in Philadelphia working for Pfizer, and another working with computers in Chicago.

“I used to work for Andhra forestry department, you see?” he said. He tugged on a card in his wallet until it was free; it showed him, twenty years younger, in a forestry outfit. I asked him about local forests, and he showed me the preserve where he used to work on my Lonely Planet map of Andhra Pradesh.

After that we ran out of things to talk about; his English wasn’t great, which made conversation difficult.

I found Lumbini Park (named after the birthplace of Buddha, not an Indian mafia boss) on the map of Hyderabad; it was bigger, and on the water. I went there and walked around, as the sun set. There was a musical water fountain, and people were gathering half an hour before a show was set to begin. A “nature walk” turned out to be a thirty foot long paved path with bamboo planted around it. At the end of the park, on the water, there was an outdoor dance club pumping out a recent Bollywood hit song.

Slightly disappointed, I walked out to the street and bought a chocolate ice cream cone from a street vendor. As I was munching on it, three young men, about twenty years old, approached me.

They asked me where I was from. I told them.

“Is it possible that we can have your autograph?” asked one of them, holding out a pencil and a scrap of paper.

I thought for a moment that this must be a scam of some kind. The innocent looks on their faces, however, belied the thought. I signed the piece of paper and handed it back, and then they looked like they wanted to ask me something, but weren’t sure what it was exactly.

I asked them about themselves; they were all mathematics students at Osmania University, the large local school. They asked me my profession, and I told them “software” (better not to complicate things with law school). Their eyes widened, as if I had told them I was a National Geographic photographer or a Senator; in India, being in software is one of the best jobs imaginable. After that, though, they also ran out of things to say, and took their leave.

Later that evening, Hari and I walked to a tailor, where we were both having clothes made. On the way back, a man in the doorway of a house across the street from Hari’s waved. Hari’s face lit up.

“Ah, let’s go over and say hello to Uncle,” he said.

He introduced me to “Uncle”, who was Dr. Chiranjivi, an oral pathologist who was the father of one of Hari’s classmates in college.

After the usual introductions and formalities, Uncle asked me, “So how are things in America, are they better?”

“They’re good, things are almost always good in America,” I replied, thinking by way of comparison to India. As the words left my mouth, I realized he was probably talking about the World Trade Center attacks; but as it turned out, he was more concerned with the stock market.

“No, no, your economy is that getting better?” he asked. He spoke with the rapid-fire, heavily accented English that seemed to me more common with middle-aged people, and I had to concentrate to follow him.

“It’s kind of flat right now, but I think things will pick up sometime in the next two years.”

“I have a friend who owns some investments and I ask when they will be worth more, and he says five years. Then I ask him after five years and things are not going well, and he will say, okay, maybe seven or eight.”

“Well, I just put my money in the stock market, and now I’m going to travel for a year and hopefully it will be more after a year,” I said. Uncle looked at me with a puzzled expression. Hari repeated what I had said, taking on an accent that was halfway between mine and Uncle’s. Apparently he had as much trouble with my American drawl as I did with his lilting, staccato Indian English.

“Stock markets are going down, you put your money in and they take it away,” said Uncle. “The men who own the companies and know what’s happening will sell before it’s going down, but what can you do? They are not honest.”

“Uncle, do you know what selling short is?” I asked, trying to speak more distinctly.

“Well, yes, I read about this in the papers.”

“You should sell short.”

“But then the stock markets can go up, perhaps you lose your money that way.”

“You must own real estate then.”

“Real estate! Real estate you don’t know who will be buying. Maybe you buy and then nobody wants it, then what do you do?”

Talk about risk-averse, I thought. “So your money is inside here,” I said, pointing to his house behind him, “in your mattress?”

“No, no mattress, then thieves can take it away.”

“Where then, Uncle?” I asked, exasperated. “Where do you put your money?”

“In the banks. You put your money in the bank, and then you are sure you will not lose it and make a few percent on it.”

Having dispensed the sum of his investment wisdom, Uncle then asked me about my work. I explained my software-to-law transition. Uncle, hearing this, launched into a rambling account of a Hungarian who had left a promising career as a mathematician to go to law school.

”’`Why? Why are you throwing away your talent for mathematics?’ all these people asked him,” related Uncle.

The man then made large sums of money as a lawyer in England, and then his thoughts turned again to numbers, so he wrote to Bertrand Russell at Cambridge to try to get in as a lecturer — “because you can do that in England and America, unlike India where it is all done by tests” — and it wasn’t clear if Russell would back him, because if the Hungarian turned out to be a flop, Russell would look bad. But he went ahead and made way for him, and now the Hungarian is a famous professor of mathematics at Cambridge.

“So, maybe I’ll be a professor of bioinformatics some day,” I murmured to Hari, and we both chuckled.

“Uncle, do you know this guy personally?” asked Hari. I was wondering the same thing, from the way that he related the story.

“No, no, this is from the newspaper,” said Uncle. “Also, Craig Venter was working as an army mortician before he got his Ph.D.,” he added.

“Really?” said Hari. “He was a mortician?”

“Actually I think he was a medic in the Korean War,” I said. I also wanted to add that I thought it was even more interesting that he was a professional surf bum before he went on to get his Ph.D. and found Celera, the private company that sequenced the human genome, and for which I had worked, as a contractor from Neomorphic, a year previously.

But Uncle wouldn’t let a word in edgewise. “He was checking people to make sure that they were really dead, that was his job,” he said. He treated us to a few more minutes of commentary on Craig Venter before Hari and I took our leave.

As we were walking back across the street to his house, Hari said, “I just think he’s really funny to talk to, he’s so pessimistic. And he has these wild facial expressions. I visit at least once each time I’m home just because he is so entertaining.”

During my stay, I started reading a copy of Riding the Iron Rooster, another Paul Theroux train travel book that was also about China, that Hari had brought for me from Berkeley, special delivery. As opposed to Hessler’s depth-first approach, Theroux surveyed almost the entire country in a one year period, traveling by rail, as usual. He seemed to make a particular point of talking to people about the Cultural Revolution, in particular to those who were persecuted as the “stinking ninth”, the name given to intellectuals with ideas that didn’t agree with Mao, which was most of them (Lest you be consumed with curiosity, the name comes because intellectuals were the last of nine categories of people to be criticized and persecuted; the other eight are landlords, rich peasants, counter-revolutionaries, bad elements, rightists, spies, capitalist roaders, and bourgeois academic authorities. There’s some room for overlap, obviously); the seeming obliteration in Chinese consciousness of Chinese history between the fifth century and 1950; and to the new young capitalists and businessmen. I found it particularly interesting to learn that China had started the one-child policy in the year of my birth, 1976. Theroux pointed out that there was going to be a lot of spoiled children in the upcoming generation, as prosperity and only children coincided, particularly among a people who were accustomed to having lots of children.

My original intent was to go to Delhi from Hyderabad. But when I told this to Hari and his father, they thought I was giving short shrift to south India.

“You’ve only been in the South for like five weeks now, and if you’re going to be in India for three months, that means you’ll be spending more time in the North. You should see something more around here,” said Hari.

I thought about it, and consulted the guidebook. Hampi, the site of an ancient Hindu empire, was on the way. I booked my ticket to there; Delhi would wait another week.